Sometimes I'm really fucking lazy. Last Thursday I laid in bed after work watching TV... Watching Bad TV... Watching Everybody Loves Raymond. I laid in bed thinking that i was really cold and that I should probably bring in my tomato seedling or at least cover them... but I kept watching Everybody Loves Raymond. During the commercial breaks I switched to the Weather Channel or CNN. Overnight lows in the mid-thirtys in Atlanta... but I kept watching Everybody Loves Raymond. I laid in bed thinking about my poor little plants - that I raised them from seeds under a small flourecant light in the corner of my room - that I had one month's time invested in them - that I would have so many of them that I would have to give some of them away to friends and the community garden in my town... but I kept watching Everybody Loves Raymond.

First thing next morning, I jumped out of bed and peeked out the kitchen window to the garden in the back yard. No surprise - all the plants were drooped over frozen and dead.

A few days ago I went to a chain hair salon in search of a bit of a trim. I tried a new place because I've been having trouble finding a place to get a decent haircut in Georgia -- I guess people are just not used to cutting a Mexican's hair. The woman who cut my hair was about 40 and sexy as hell. She was a wonderful conversationalist and as it turns out she's from my hometown. Unfortunately, she fucked my hair up good. I had to go home and basically shave my head.

I was so embarrased to go in to public this way. My co-workers (mostly women) were nice about it but I know they are just being kind. I remember the last time I saw someone with a fucked up haircut I told them it looked good too. The one guy who was honest with asked me if I was going to join the GI-rines.

Shit, it sucks to get your hair fucked up. I feel like a dumbass. Never go to Fantastic Sams!! Ugg.. I look like shit.